Once upon a time, there was a guy named Raj, who was known in his friend circle as "The Helpline That Never Hangs Up." 🫡 Whether it was solving coding bugs at midnight, lending money to broke friends, or giving life advice he clearly didn’t follow himself, Raj was always just a text away. 📱✨ One day, his phone buzzed again. "Hey bro, need your help. My girlfriend is mad at me, what do I do?" Raj sighed. Another SOS call. He cracked his knuckles and typed out, "Say sorry and send her chocolates. Also, stop being dumb." 💌🍫 After hitting send, he thought, Why do I never get texts like, 'Hey, how are you?' or 'Want to grab some chai?'" ☕ But deep down, Raj knew the truth—if he stopped replying, his social life would be deader than his gym membership. 🏋️♂️❌ So, when another friend called to ask for free coding help, Raj grinned and said, "Of course, bro!" 😎 But this time, he added a twist. After helping, he cheekily asked, ...